This egbon choose peace of mind over Nollywood.

The day my boss call me for meeting by 6pm on Friday (true life story) Make I tell una something. Last Friday, 5:50pm. I don pack my bag, dey wait for 6pm to run like cheetah. Suddenly my boss slack me: "Come my office now now." My heart skip. Wetin I do? Na who report me? I enter office. He close door. He say: "Sit down." I begin dey sweat. Then he open him laptop, turn am to me. Na him wedding picture from 10 years ago. He ask me: "See this woman next to me. She fine abi?" I nod small. He say: "Na my wife. But today, she say she dey leave me because I work too much. She say I love Excel more than her." I just look am. No word for my mouth. He con ask me: "If you marry, you go choose work or wife?" I tell am: "Sir, I no even get girlfriend wey fit last two weeks." He laugh like mad person. Then he cry small. Then he open him drawer, bring out two bottles of malt, give me one. We drink for silence. By 7:30pm, him wife don pick am. She say: "Come home, fool." He run. I remain for office. My weekend don spoil before e even start. Na so I learn: No matter how you love your job, e no go love you back. Go home. Your malt dey wait for you for fridge. 👇 Comment – wetin be your craziest boss story? Make I laugh abeg. ❤️ React if you don ever work overtime for nothing. 🚀 Follow me – next week I go tell una about the day my coworker cry because I eat her yoghurt. I no go ever forget. Let's goooo!

"You don't need to break bank before you fine, oh." See this thing wey dem call "style"? Na confidence dey sell am, not price tag. I know somebody wey wear Ankara from the market and turn heads. Another person wear Gucci and still look like dem just wake up. Your outfit sweet when you carry yourself well. So before you think say you no fit compete, remember: the best accessory na your smile and the way you walk. Shine your eyes, not your receipt. Tell me one thing wey make you feel fine anytime you wear am – I need inspiration. 🔥 © Mumeen Hammed Akande | C-G Learning Academy

If you don't respect small money, you'll never see big money.

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Tried a new “easy 20-minute pasta” recipe tonight. Took me an hour and my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off. 😅 But the kids actually ate it without complaining, so I’m calling it a win. Why do cooking videos always make it look so effortless?? Send help (or takeout). © Mumeen Hammed Akande | C-G Learning Academy

So my cat just stole a piece of toast right off my plate, dragged it under the bed, and then meowed at me like I was the problem. 😂 I tried to get it back but honestly? She looked too proud. Toast is hers now. Living with a furry gremlin is never boring. Tell me I’m not alone here. 🐾 © Mumeen Hammed Akande | C-G Learning Academy

Why does my toddler only want the blue cup when both cups are EXACTLY the same?? 😩 I tried switching them and she knew. How?! Now we’re on cup #4 and I’m questioning my life choices. Motherhood: where 7 AM feels like a full workday. © Mumeen Hammed Akande | C-G Learning Academy

Your comfort zone will lie to you and call itself peace. It’s not. It’s just a slow ceiling. © Mumeen Hammed Akande | C-G Learning Academy

Most people wait for the "right time" to start. That’s just fear wearing a fancy suit. © Mumeen Hammed Akande | C-G Learning Academy