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The iron heart returns part 2 🤣, The same street… same hot afternoon… but this time, the gist had already spread like wildfire. People were whispering: “Na that iron-hearted lady be this o!” “Dem say her heart no dey beat again, na ‘kponk kponk’ metal sound!” 😭 Suddenly—GBAM!—the lady appeared again. Same serious face. Same confidence. Same iron heart… but THIS time, she upgraded it 😳 She wasn’t just holding it casually again. She brought a small transparent box… inside it? 👉 The IRON HEART… now shining like generator engine 😭 Crowd gathered immediately. One small boy shouted: “Aunty abeg, on it make we hear the sound!” 🤣 The lady cleared her throat like a motivational speaker: “Last time, una think say I dey joke…” “Today, I bring advanced version.” Everybody: 😳😳😳 From nowhere, the same man from Part 1 appeared again… but this time, he came prepared. He was holding a soft pillow 😭 Man said: “Please… before you talk anything, I don come protect my chest. Last time, my heart nearly reset itself.” 🤣 The lady ignored him. She opened the box slowly… KREEEEEEEK… Everywhere went silent. Even one nearby goat stopped chewing 😭 She carried the iron heart again… But this time… 👉 The heart made sound: “KPANG! KPANG!” 😭😭 Crowd scattered small, then came back again out of curiosity. Lady shouted: “This is not ordinary heart again!” “This one is UPGRADED—ANTI-BREAKFAST, ANTI-TEARS, ANTI-NONSENSE!” 🤣 One woman in the crowd asked: “Aunty, does it come with warranty?” 😭 Lady replied confidently: “Lifetime guarantee! No cheating can penetrate it!” 😂 The man with pillow slowly raised his hand: “Excuse me ma… is there… maybe… a plastic version for beginners?” 🤣🤣 Crowd burst into laughter. But the lady was not smiling. She looked straight at him and said: “You… you still dey use sponge heart… that’s why small love dey soak you like water!” 😭 Man shouted: “AH! Not sponge again!” 🤣 Suddenly, another lady from the crowd stepped forward. She said: “Aunty, I need that heart… my ex just came back saying ‘I’ve changed’.” 😭 The iron-heart lady looked at her deeply… Then said: “Hmm… for your case… you need DOUBLE LAYER IRON HEART WITH PADLOCK!” 🤣🤣🤣 Crowd went wild. Even one old man shouted: “Add alarm system join am!” 😭 The man with pillow couldn’t take it anymore. He dropped the pillow, knelt down and said: “Please… teach me how to get even half iron… even spoon quality self I go manage!” 🤣🤣 The lady finally smiled small… Then said: “Step one… stop ignoring red flags 🚩” “Step two… use your brain before your feelings” “Step three…” She raised the iron heart again dramatically— “IF YOU SEE NONSENSE… ACTIVATE IRON MODE!!!” 🤣🤣🤣 Suddenly— The heart made one loud sound: 👉 “GBAAAAAAM!!!” Everybody ran 😭😭😭 The man with pillow fainted instantly. Even the goat ran this time 🤣 And from that day… People on that street stopped saying “I love you” carelessly… Instead they started saying: 👉 “Abeg… you dey use iron heart or normal one?” 😭🤣

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