The day my boss call me for meeting by 6pm on Friday (true life story) Make I tell una something. Last Friday, 5:50pm. I don pack my bag, dey wait for 6pm to run like cheetah. Suddenly my boss slack me: "Come my office now now." My heart skip. Wetin I do? Na who report me? I enter office. He close door. He say: "Sit down." I begin dey sweat. Then he open him laptop, turn am to me. Na him wedding picture from 10 years ago. He ask me: "See this woman next to me. She fine abi?" I nod small. He say: "Na my wife. But today, she say she dey leave me because I work too much. She say I love Excel more than her." I just look am. No word for my mouth. He con ask me: "If you marry, you go choose work or wife?" I tell am: "Sir, I no even get girlfriend wey fit last two weeks." He laugh like mad person. Then he cry small. Then he open him drawer, bring out two bottles of malt, give me one. We drink for silence. By 7:30pm, him wife don pick am. She say: "Come home, fool." He run. I remain for office. My weekend don spoil before e even start. Na so I learn: No matter how you love your job, e no go love you back. Go home. Your malt dey wait for you for fridge. 👇 Comment – wetin be your craziest boss story? Make I laugh abeg. ❤️ React if you don ever work overtime for nothing. 🚀 Follow me – next week I go tell una about the day my coworker cry because I eat her yoghurt. I no go ever forget. Let's goooo!